Divided by Zero

onamissiontocivilize: widdershinsgirl: geekboots: JESUS...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:47:45 -0400

widdershinsgirl:

geekboots:

JESUS TUMBLR

Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.

ANDROID PHONE WITH UNLIMITED DATA

And no contract.

casualcynic: So my mom and I have been working the same...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:04:09 -0400

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:03:00 -0400

ginnoneko: Story of my life XD

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:56:28 -0400

ginnoneko:

Story of my life XD

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Tue, 21 May 2013 04:32:07 -0400

shuraiya: fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:11:00 -0400

shuraiya:

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Customer reaches into bra.”

Bottom Text: “to get her money.”]

This happens fairly often where I work, and it’s disgusting. The manager has grown to just laugh and let me leave the register to wash my hands, after I threatened to rub my hands all over his sleeves if he didn’t let me…

UGH GOD THIS HAPPENS TO ME TOO IT IS SO DISGUSTING

tyleroakley: peacelovelesbian: libby-on-the-label: busterposeys: at what point in history do you...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:22:50 -0400

tyleroakley:

peacelovelesbian:

libby-on-the-label:

busterposeys:

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

jotaro-shima: Brb dying XD

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:15:55 -0400

jotaro-shima:

Brb dying XD

totally having too much fun with this. Now to find some super...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:12:30 -0400

totally having too much fun with this. Now to find some super powers……..hmm I wonder if I can steal superman’s super strength. lol

fanime is next week….akl;fjal;jda;lkdjl;agj;alkj

My kotetsu wig . I think its pretty good to go for next week.

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:40:00 -0400

My kotetsu wig . I think its pretty good to go for next week.

Looking back into old cosplayes I really need to get into better...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:28:20 -0400

Looking back into old cosplayes I really need to get into better shape to pull off better cosplays. XD

Let’s play some tron.

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:33:35 -0400

Let’s play some tron.

I miss these commercials. XD

Fri, 17 May 2013 03:14:49 -0400

I miss these commercials. XD

arpakassomomma: captawesomesauce: What do I do when I’m sick?...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:11:20 -0400

arpakassomomma:

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.

omfg

rapewhistled: on a mission for the Lord is he nakkid?

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:50:54 -0400

rapewhistled:

on a mission for the Lord

is he nakkid?

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Thu, 16 May 2013 17:50:15 -0400

shuraiya: sailorhoneymoon: Tuxedo Kamen by...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:48:34 -0400

shuraiya:

sailorhoneymoon:

Tuxedo Kamen by ~mikle-kolumb245

This is it. The perfect Tuxedo Mask cosplay. He’s got the pose down. Now only if he could stand on a light pole or a tree.

Oh my god, I thought this was callitfanfiction/tasukigirl’s boyfriend at first.

MAKE THIS HAPPEN LOLO.

hipsterinatardis: Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:47:22 -0400

hipsterinatardis:

Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.

I just think it’s hilarious.

exornali: Original here

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:28:23 -0400

exornali:

Original here

sewing sewing finishing up some plushies. making a grey warrior legendary pokemanz.

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:18:05 -0400

sewing sewing finishing up some plushies. making a grey warrior legendary pokemanz.